Aliens And Demons Strange Fires In Sicily

According to this story from the UK Telegraph, "Aliens were responsible for a series of unexplained fires in fridges, TV's and mobile phones in an Italian village, according to an Italian government report."

Pyromaniac Aliens? Or Satan's hordes?

Locals were quick to blame supernatural forces and at the time the Vatican's chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth backed up their fears and said: "I've seen things like this before. Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods. Let's not forget that Satan and his followers have immense powers."

The reason I'm bringing this to your attention is this story demonstrates something I have observed with past and present representatives of the U.S. Government:

When given a choice between the unacceptable and the unexplainable, choose the unacceptable option. In other words, given the choice between pseudo-scientific aliens and supernatural powers beyond reason, always defer to the preudo-scientific explanation.

The report was ordered by the Italian government and brought together dozens of experts including a NASA scientist. Their two year investigation has cost an estimated lb1 million. According to the report the fires were "caused by a high power electro magnetic emissions which were not man made and reached a power of between 12 and 15 gigawatts.

The report also detailed a possible UFO landing close to the village, citing "burnt imprints which have not been explained were found in a field."

Given the choice between two evils, the typical scientist might opt for the unknown but conventional explanation. Blame "deep black" secret elements of the government:

This is just one possibility we are also looking at another one which involves the testing of top secret weapons by an unknown power which are also capable of producing an enormous amount of energy.

We'll get back to you on that. Meanwhile, here are just a few of the news outlets reporting this story:

'Aliens testing weapons' caused Sicily FIRESTelegraph.co.uk, United Kingdom - Oct 26, 2007The report was ordered by the Italian government and brought together dozens of experts including a NASA scientist. Their two year investigation has cost an...

Aliens Attack Earth - OfficialGlasgow Daily Record, UK - Oct 27, 2007

A SERIES of bizarre fires in a village were caused by aliens testing weapons, Italian government officials believe. A report into the unexplained fires in...

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WorldNetDaily, OR - Oct 27, 2007

A leaked Italian government report concludes "aliens testing secret weapons" are responsible for a series of strange, spontaneous fires that erupted from...

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Scotsman, United Kingdom - Oct 26, 2007

The report, by the Civil Protection Department, was ordered by the Italian government and brought together dozens of experts including a NASA scientist who...

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Wired News - Oct 29, 2007

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