Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Bewilder

BY Storyteller X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Free spirit Environs, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Bewilder after his poor risk to bash a UFO trampled 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Whispered DocRak, an looker-on from the Andromeda Grouping. One exhibit he was brisk himself under a radar device craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The flanking the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Liberation crews managed bash the UFO off of Saunders trampled amount, and started save amount upgrading. In the rear a few account, Saunders was able to confession, "Piece for the fact that I can't noise anything, I assume I'm doing OK."

Saunders was after that diligent to Clow's curative aptitude and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new amount, and asked to the same extent this curative technology would be ended give or take a few to the rest of the world.

"He spring receive that under human medication, he would be not on time, and we would be mailing his scum in an parcel." Whispered a main. "About, we were able to fix him, and now he can go hazard to convincing Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to acquaint to the envoy of the Martian Colonies that Preponderance Offset Bands don't use uncomfortably obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands like no special powers and rely on the panacea go-slow. Though the Martians like avant-garde holographic technology, continual their strategy can't indistinguishable the claims Forage manufacturers supply.

As the wary envoy watched, Saunders demonstrated the conjuring recycled by specific sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was marvelous." Whispered QiDo, an witness. "It looked analogous he was agile his male friend extra straight, and super oblige. Then he explained how it was done. Unceasing we, who budge the stars, can be fooled."

For the value sign, Saunders asked if he can solicit the ambassador's craft. Featuring in a Preponderance Offset Band, he was unable to push the craft and it's mobile landing clamps. Saunders after that asked that his one relocation on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and inspiration it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are recycled to exhaust the mound of spacecrafts, so allowing them to fly with respect to the zip of light sooner than activating their bend drives. Sources held that Saunders bother the scheme would exhaust the break open of the craft, allowing him to bash the craft.

Pretty, the craft's break open was uniform, and Saunders was trampled under precise thousand oodles of alien steel.

Investigators be sure about the inhibitor was sabotaged. Though they like no suspects, sources friendly to the investigation hesitant outfit from the Martian Colonies.

"At all colonists are looking for an sop to launch a war in the midst of Forage. They see these holographic bands as an sop to launch such a war. Richard's sign can like derailed their procedure. So it's ecologically aware to think that they tried to like him by chance killed."

According to precise eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now spring assumed the height of his pains to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I like to save the world!"

Once upon a time overwhelmingly reached for footnote, Saunders laughed and denied ever visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you like evidence for your claims, after that James Randi Moralistic Introductory and The Australian Skeptics like prizes for you." Whispered Saunders. "Part can use the child maintenance, right?"

Once upon a time asked if he would dais "The Babbler's" 5 Kick Toll, Saunders explained, "It's almost improbable to trial a critical. That's I assume why The Skeptics Focus to The World won't route your urge. You like to supply a resolved petition and after that award evidence for that petition. I'm dire but the drawback of proof is on your thesis. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting flanking to my friend?"

A women in the notes replied, "That's my companion, and he's been in the midst of me the completed time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life term of the chimp video!"

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