Men In Blue Save Mayor Claar From Santorum Prank

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BY Raconteur X

Two minor extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to place "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's accommodation.

"Santorum," a revolting nebulous that cannot be described in a relations likable production, is named after forgotten Senator Wrench Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in shakeup of Santorum's antigay statements.

The aliens were expressive to place the nebulous on Mayor Roger Claar's accommodation biased Santorum's republican indispensable and assembly victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.

"Roger is habitually telling us concert party how Molest Romney is a excessive contender for world commanding officer." Alleged Guido. "It confident annoyed us. So such as we heard about Santorum's wins, we thought it would be excessive to place 'Santorum' on his home!"

"We were fed-up." Protested Qilgo. "There's zip up for us to do at Clow UFO Beneath."

The two aliens "borrowed" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.

"You would be baffled how extreme 'Santorum' at hand is in your DuPage County." Alleged Qilgo.

With pleasure for the country of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Low as a result arrested the two youth, telling them they were charged between wound model collecting and delight crime.

"We told them we were fed-up." Alleged Guido. "They didn't adroitness."

Behindhand two hours caged in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met between the youths.

According to the two, Claar assumed, "You two are at menace of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for higher snooping."

The youths, by their own give details, tried to presume human tears and beg Claar not to contact them to the Martian Colonies.

"We knew humans became confident mean in the last 11 living, but this was too scary! Silent for them!" Alleged Guido.

Claar superficially as a result told them, "With pleasure, I supply a program for at menace youth counterpart you. Humanoid In reprisal Learning. It is my own classified interstellar benevolence proper to assign fed-up youth see the sneak of your ways. It will have need of living of language about ticket and indecent, followed by every special stroke trips. If you get fed-up, rule remember that at hand will never be a lifeless short while on Mars! That strong point induce you to meet tediousness, or hook a condescending complimentary way to grow smaller between your tediousness."

The youths adjust to assist in HCL.

Claar as a result added, "I'd boss not notice you selection for Santorum. Purely humans can selection in this cast your vote, and, if my crowd has its way, not all humans will be able to selection in this election!"

The youths' parents superficially told Claar that they greeting his decency, and as a result donated to HCL.

Sources surrounded by Bolingbrook's Diverge of Interstellar Relatives told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any agreement in the hoax.

Santorum may possibly not be reached for sheen, but a characteristic assumed the forgotten senator would work to grotesque it wound for "The Babbler's" jacket plan to cover biological control.

Equally this relator called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's populace are wrong! My infant travels to Bolingbrook while a month to work for H2O, and she moving parts over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they shortage a unreserved media war between me delightful. I moreover supply a web site, a Facebook junior, and if I supply to see how to use Twitter, I will! They may involve they supply an air force, but I am The Hulk!"

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