Friday, 14 December 2012



"BY CHRIS OLSONPUBLISHER OF THE BOLINGBROOK BABBLER"

In arrears the disturbing goings-on of last week. I am occupy to announce that "The Babbler" is dawn a a bureau in Chicago.

Equally we hold sheathed Chicago goings-on in the out of, for the first time, we spur hold a get into formation of reporters kind to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. Equally the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post funny story articles about ghosts, we'll be cloak Chicago's authority opinionated machine. Equally "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "modification statement," we'll be exposing the "modification" stories hand-me-down to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.

Definite of our readers may be bothered that we spur pay our reach of Bolingbrook. Don't stir. Near are masses of stories in Bolingbrook that oblige to be sheathed, and we spur defense our practice of being Bolingbrook's first and now physical dissertation.

We luggage compartment, but, that our readers oblige to be stay of the paranormal goings-on in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to think up a UFO base in Chicago, hideous Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base caste as the leading UFO base in the world. This possibly will object thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's authority opinionated machine possibly will try to rise its corrupting conclude in vogue the outer reaches. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't inquire to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.

Our new Chicago readers can be alert in sophistication about Bolingbrook. Regular don't rally that Bolingbrook is built on top of the mortar of a pre-ice age mechanical built-up. They can be bewildered to take a crack at that our Mayor Roger Claar is planned the most fierce arrangement mayor in the Velvety Way Galaxy. That must set free Chicago population a all-embracing new possibility on Chicagoland politics.

I must as well as quotation that I ascertain it odd that The Chicago Skeptics established to bear an out of state accomplishment the vastly weekend we opened our Chicago bureau. I definitely reflect on that is a foible. So I'm extending our 5 Go against overtax to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can expose any of our stories at a operate or on your web page, we'll set free you 5. Critical as that. At the same time as The Skeptics Guidebook to The Interim, Skepchick, and The James Randi Bookish Begin haven't been able to expose us, I reflect on you spur ascertain that it spur not be as unhurried as you reflect on it spur be.

For folks of you who asked, Anti-psychic Amalgamate is OK, and spur now bumper the Chicago Workplace from ghosts and the city's spiritualist spies. He spur hold to get hand-me-down to his new four legged roommates, but we reflect on he's up to the overtax.

So to our new Chicago readers, we say usual, and check out both our print copies and our web page. As we as well as equal to say input offering, the truth is unbelievable!

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